GPS To Get Major Upgrade
For the past six months, the government have attempted to walk a narrow road between keeping people safe, and ensuring that the economy is protected. Today, Boris Johnson announced a major shift in the use of SatNavs in vehicles, and has linked it…
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Dutch 69 year-old pensioner demands a quick 'soixante-neuf' before turning 70!
(UNEDITED) According to the laws of human biology, human male's sex-drive normally diminishes by the time they reach 65! However, due to viagra, etc, many male humans have prolonged the enjoyment, sadly their missus's do not share the same urge! O…
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Allergy To Cats Is A Thing Of The Past
It's been estimated that around one third of the UK population (nearly 20 million people) will develop an allergy at some time in their lives. From grass and tree pollen, known as hay fever or allergic rhinitis, to dust mites, animal dander, nuts…
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Pregnant cat punches male cat in the eye! He got too close!
(UNEDITED) Highly pregnant women can sometimes be quite sensitive when their male partners attempt to have a bit of 'slap and tickle' during the nine months! However, our feline partners react quite differently when nearing birth of their kittens!…
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Intrepid Investigative Reporting Reveals the Mystery Ingredients of Russki COVID-19 Vaccine
Dateline: Trotskyville, Russia -- The recent release of the Putin touted COVID-19 vaccine, named Spudnik 13, sparked our interest and prompted us at Sanitation Watch to send our star reporter, Biff Utrousubrosa, âundercoverâ into the Madama Blavatsky…
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Time Travel Awards
The New Scientist magazine has published details of a 'Time Travel' competition, open to anyone resident in the UK. They write: There's much more to time travel than killing Hitler and accidentally causing the end times. As such, we're postponing…
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Heatwave causing new pandemic of 'Red-Hot-Rear-End-Rawness!
(UNEDITED) The human race has enough to contend with avoiding idiots who refuse to keep their distances believing they are immune to Covid 19. However, a new pandemic is sweeping Europe triggered by a heatwave! Sweaty underpants, itchy bums, sand…
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A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021
LOS ANGELES â (Satire News) - One of the stateâs leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…
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The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo
HOUSTON â (Satire News) - Everyone at NASA is extremely shocked at a photo that the Mars Land Rover has just sent back. The photo clearly shows a wooden home with a dog in front of it. NASA scientists are totally baffled at the photo, which the…
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So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier
In a surprising display of secret technology and a big round of raspberries directed at the people of the Earth, the International Space Station warped out of orbit. How, you may ask, could a mere tin-can space station break orbit and travel into de…
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Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!
(UNEDITED) It matters not if 2 metres or 1.5 metres, a once socially unacceptable habit has now become acceptable in restaurants, pubs, cafes, etc; farting! Before corona, if people felt discomfort forming due to combustible build ups in the belly…
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