A Massive Lady Bug Invasion Hits Texas

WACO, Texas – (Satire News) – Throughout the years, the state of Texas has seen many different types of insect invasions; including the Dreaded Canadian Cicada Invasion of 1959, the Infamous Costa Rican Cricket Invasion of 1993, the Horrendous Missis…

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Elon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…

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The Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just broken the story that the nation’s top brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, 53, has informed Mr. and Mrs. Trump, that in his professional opinion, the former president, seriously needs to consi…

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Elon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – (Satire News) - A team of 4 unprofessional astronauts who lifted off on board the Falcon-9 rocket "Imagination-4," from the President Joseph “Joey” Biden Launch Complex 39-IUD at the Kennedy Space Center for a 3-day explorat…

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Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…

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A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…

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German Loony freezes his sperm in freezer and his freezer conked out!

Wiesbaden, Germany: A rather eccentric, scientific experiment, ended in disaster as German Nutter, Friedrich von Schmitz (real name, Freddy Schmitz, common as muck), decided to freeze his sperm in his own freezer so he could be reincarnated after he…

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The California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

MARILYN MONROE, California – (Satire News) – The hundreds of California wildfires continue to burn out of control. Ipso Facto News reports that meteorologists have verified that some of the fires including the Tinsel Town fire and the Avocado Vall…

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California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Planetary scientists now say that the Dixie Land Fire is so gigantic that it can be seen from as far off as Saturn (a distance of over 742 million miles, as the crow flies). The “Fire From Hell” as the…

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Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Texas Senate has announced that they have agreed to send 900 fire-fighting bulldozers to help fight the dozens of fast-moving wild fires in the Left Coast state. Senator Harmon K. Finstermund, a Democrat from Nacogdoch…

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Phiderna Pharmaceutical Has Just Developed a Fantastic Pill For Women That Will Grow Ovaries

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies has just informed the pubic that their scientists have developed an amazing pill. The pill, which was developed by Phiderna Pharmaceuticals, is sold under the bran…

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Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown

CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…

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Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps

WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…

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Scientists Are Puzzled As To Why Buffaloes Are Mating With Squirrels

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming – (Satire News) – Park rangers at Yellowstone are puzzled, confused, and confounded as to why adult male bison are starting to mate with adult female squirrels. The rangers say that they have been getting lots of…

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Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…

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Researchers Prove That Eating Brazil Nuts Will Not Cause Your Balls To Shrink

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The International Research Institute based in Chicago, after years of research studies, has finally determined that eating Brazil Nuts will not cause a male’s gonads (balls) to atrophy (shrink). Dr. Jonas Pigginvelli, 83,…

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The Cracks In The Statue of Liberty’s Arms Are Going To Have To Be Repaired At A Tremendous Cost

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The city of New York hired an independent statue inspecting team to totally give the Statue of Liberty, what they call in the business, an intimate physical exam. The inspecting team took 8 days to totally check out…

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The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…

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Weather Experts Are Predicting That Hurricane Ida Will Hit Idaho

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Experts in the weather field are extremely concerned after analytical computers have revealed that this year’s ninth named hurricane is predicted to strike Idaho. Hurricane Ida has been forecast by 6 different hurricane p…

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A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…

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Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Vancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock

VANCOUVER, Canada – (Satire News) – Canada’s Royal Mounted News Agency has just announced that the temperature in Vancouver hit 121 degrees at 5:05 pm. The heat was so powerful, that there are reports that some of the city’s stop signs were warped…

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A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…

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Bald 70-year-old OAP discovers one hair in his head

An amazing discovery happened somewhere in the 'Middle of a German Nowhere' today after a 70-year-old OAP looked in the mirror! After being completely bald for the last 20 years, he discovered a hair growing in the middle of his 'nut'! "A mira…

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A Hog Farmer in Nebraska Discovers He Has a Pig With 12 Legs

CORNHUSKER CREEK, Nebraska – (Satire News) – A Nebraska hog farmer has informed the local news media that one of his hogs has an amazing 12 legs. Sal McMango, Jr., 76, who has been raising hogs since September 17, 1968, said that he has probably r…

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Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!

SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…

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Meteorologists Are Predicting That An Astounding 47 Hurricanes Will Wreak Hellacious Hell On The U.S. Mainland This Year

CROCODILE SHOES, Florida – (Satire News) – In a prediction to end all predictions the U.S. Weather Federation has stated that they are expecting a grand total of 47 hurricanes to make landfall in the continental United States this hurricane season.

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Trillions of Cicadas Have Totally Blanketed Rhode Island

ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…

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The Santa Ana Winds in California Are So Strong, They’re Picking Up Boulders The Size of Hyundai Elantras

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – Some of the state’s most veteran meteorologists are shaking their heads in disbelief as some of the Santa Ana Winds have been clocked at 103 mph. One long-time jalapeno farmer, Gunther Hoodhilly, 83, who…

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Wyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds

TARANTULA TITS, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Wyoming Department of Forestry & Animal Issues, is extremely concerned over the states 4 wildfires that are raging out-of-control. The main fire known as The Tongue of Freaking Satan Fire, was repo…

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Death Valley Temperatures Hit a Record-Setting 163 Degrees and The Sand Is Literally On Fire

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – Veteran meteorologists are saying that they have never seen nothing like the hellacious heat wave that is blasting Death Valley. Accuweather forecaster Burton “Heat Index” Fitzfarmer, who has been in the…

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"Madness!" Scientists discover to be insane is actually quite a healthy state!

Scientists studying Nutters in a Liverpool Loony bin have discovered scientific information which will shock the world as we know it! It seems the main cause for Scouse "Madness" is having Gerry and The Pacemakers abhorrent song, "You'll Never Wal…

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Donald Trump Is Now Claiming That Space Aliens Are Targeting Him

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The latest claim emanating from the mysteriously misogynistic mind of the former White House occupant states that he is now being singled out and targeted by space aliens because of his wealth, health, and high I…

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Jeff Bezos Sets His Sights on Uranus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Now that Norway has sent a space ship towards Pluto, and Herzegovina has sent one towards Neptune, quintessential billionaire Jeff Bezos has set his eyes on Uranus. The constellation’s seventh planet from the sun, l…

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The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that the government will no longer charge taxes on prophylactics aka condoms, rubbers, raincoats, etc. She noted that President Biden in an effort to get…

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Hurricane Season is Here and The Plywood State of Florida is Already Stocking Up on Plywood, Flashlight Batteries, and Tequila

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – Well ladies and gentleman, it has rolled in once again, and the scramble will soon begin. Those two dreaded words – Hurricane Season, are now upon us, like Philadelphia Cream Cheese on a bagel. Weathermen…

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The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…

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Futurist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates

Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi…

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A Radarman Aboard The USS Marilyn Monroe Reveals That The Recent UFO’s Are From The Planet Uranus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Pentagon is keeping very hush-hush, the dozens of unidentified flying objects sightings, that have occurred just in the last month. One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in…

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Louisiana Vows To Eliminate Mosquitoes By 2023

BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023…

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Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…

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A UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes

CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…

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NASA ready for launch of Astronaut Octopussy!

After years of intensive training the first octopus astronaut called, Commander Octopussy, is ready to take control of a rocket heading to NASA's space station! NASA scientists decided not to employ humans anymore because they are much too expensi…

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Fusion Reactor Melts Down at Commonwealth Facility in United States, Causing a Major Setback

Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of…

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DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

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The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles

PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. NARS Assistant Vice-Director Olympi…

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Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…

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Rumors Confirmed: Hockey Fans are Inadvertently Time Traveling

Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…

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375 Pounds of Peruvian Rocket Debris To Land In Iowa

CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…

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Scientists Build Elevators With Artificial Intelligence…Unfortunately, There's A Catch

Scientists at the United World Scientific And Science Organization have created the world's first elevators, utilizing state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence programming to create elevators that actually speak to the passengers inside it. Howeve…

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North Atlantic Salmon with legs to be cultivated inland and need no polluted ocean water!

Fish eating lovers may soon be treated to a delicatesse version of their favourite meal! A new breed of salmon is being cultivated on US farms where genetic manipulation has allowed the fish to survive without water! The fish in question, North A…

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NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Eating Toast Saves Lives Scientists Discover!

(NOT EDITED) A life-saving bi-product of the vaccination effort has been discovered by scientists who had no idea how important it is, eating toast! Global scientists involved in diverse vaccination projects have two common denominators, no sex, a…

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NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Warp Speed

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Man Now Worried That Alexa Knows His Spoof Password

A man who has recently been experiencing problems with his Alexa is now concerned that the virtual assistant might have been spying on him behind his back, and may now be able to gain access to one of his private online accounts. Myke Woodson, 57,…

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Alexa Refuses To Toss Man Off

It's been said that the new state-of-the-art modern technology can do anything humans can do, and do it a lot better and far more efficiently into the bargain, but there was disappointment in store for one man at the weekend, when he commanded his Al…

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Man Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff

New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…

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Modern men do not know which position it is best to pee!

(NOT EDITED) The scientific fraternity, although being confronted with a global pandemic, have not forgotten one of the most important issues the global male population has to deal with; which position is the best for males to pee in? Females real…

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Ireland sends rover to Mars

The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…

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New Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines

A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…

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Milk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!

(NOT EDITED) Scientists at the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin, Germany, working overtime in last ditch attempts to make head or tail about a certain pandemic tormenting the planet, have realised their sex-lives are suffering! Working 24 hour shif…

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NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…

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NASA lands first pork faggots on Mars

The North American Sausage Association (NASA) have achieved another first - landing the first pork faggots on another planet. They are also the first sausage-like product of any type to visit another world. The triumph is thanks to butcher Geoff G…

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Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…

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The Perseverance Land Rover Discovers Rattlesnakes on Mars

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA officials are amazingly excited at photos that have just been beamed back to Earth from the Red Planet, which clearly show several rattlesnakes. The Mars rover nicknamed Bonnie, after the infamous Depression female m…

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Masturbating now accepted as a healthy pastime during lockdown!

(NOT EDITED) Scientist studying anti-social human behaviour during lockdown have discovered that many taboo habits should now be fully accepted as NORMAL (Whatever that is!). The study looked at all age categories from teeny to OAP and came up wit…

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Mars landing is a massive marketing hoax claim inhabitants of other planets in our solar system!

(NOT EDITED) Aliens inhabiting planets in our solar system are up-in-arms (We don't quite know how many arms aliens have) because they believe the Mars landing was a fake, massive publicity stunt, sponsored by a transvestite Bounty-Hunter smelling of…

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Oceanic Scientists Discover That The Bermuda Triangle is Really a Trapezoid

MIAMI – (Satire News) – A group of oceanic scientists have just announced that the mysteriously mystical Bermuda Triangle is actually not a triangle, but a trapezoid. Dr. Filbert R. Fibbingshire stated that the somewhat scary, somewhat legendary B…

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Scientists prove a 'Bad Day at the Office' is only curable by going back to bed!

(NOT EDITED) Sometimes everything goes 'pear shape' in one day! So, a group of over-worked Dutch psychiatrists have engaged a team of scientists to find a solution for this ever-increasing syndrome. This frustrating syndrome has tripled ever sinc…

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Elon Musk is Building The World’s Most Amazing Floating Asteroid Belt Station

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Houston state that the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, is in the process of building what will be a truly astonishing Floating Asteroid Belt Station. The station named Vesuvius, after his pet sa…

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Morphine tablets cause erection instability!

(NOT EDITED) Slipped discs, plus other agonising ailments, are often treated by doctors prescribing painkillers. However, their side effects, albeit painless, can cause other strange reactions to the male body scientists have discovered! Females s…

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101 Symptoms That May Mean You've Already Had The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is still far from being conquered, despite a worldwide roll-out of vaccination programs, but, with many people reporting relatively mild symptoms, it's difficult to know, conclusively, whether we are suffering from COVID-19…

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Trees Not Quite So Green This Year

It may be global warming, climate change, or environmental change, it could be any two of these, or even all three of them, but something is happening out in the sticks, claims one man who says that, in his neck of the woods, at least, the trees aren…

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Snoring in hospital beds is to be forbidden!

(NOT EDITED) Anti-snoring groups are protesting outside German hospitals in an attempt to make it a crime to snore during time spent in wards. "Snoring is a crime and should be forbidden!" Sensitive ex-patients have been observed screaming, "Snor…

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Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World

HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…

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Agonising back pain causes infamous Spoofer to chew on a tree trunk!

(NOT EDITED) Morphine tablets, Ibuprofen, and other pain-killers, could not relieve an infamous Spoofer from his back-pain-agony whilst lying in bed spoofing his heart out attempting to make people laugh! His wife, bless her heart, did everything…

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First non-binary computer introduced

It is the largest milestone in computing since the invention of the internet-enabled fridge. This week, computer manufacturer BigHard has developed the world's first non-binary computer. The computer is called Bernard, but prefers to use the prono…

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Man Marries His Gorgeously Sexy Blonde Blue-Eyed Robot Doll Girlfriend

FUKAHAMA, Japan – (Satire News) – Japan’s Saki News Agency is reporting that a 47-year-old sushi restaurant manager has married his extremely pretty robot doll girlfriend. Sagamiro Takashaki told Saki that he and his girlfriend, Melissa, a stunni…

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Ginger Knobs are more hyper-active than their stiffer Mousey counterparts!

(NOT EDITED) Swedish scientists have proven one thing about Ginger Knobs, they are mostly red-headed Nutters who love dunking in hot and steamy Ginger biscuits. It seems a double dose of carotin given at birth, or inherited from mum or dad, adds m…

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Sushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Several residents of Malibu Beach called up the Malibu Beach sheriff’s department and reported a UFO in the left coast sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres said she interviewed a couple, Toby and…

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'Data Usage Warning' Received

There was consternation earlier today, when, quite without warning, and totally unexpectedly, a man who was using his phone to browse the internet received a notification that amounted to a: 'Data Usage Warning' Recovering from the initial shoc…

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A Woman in New Jersey, Born With 2 Vaginas Offers to Sell One

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas. Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that sh…

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Vaccine Found For Virus Not Yet Discovered

A scientist working in complete isolation has announced today, that he has developed a lifesaving vaccine for a highly-infectious deadly virus that is, as yet, unknown. Professor Brian von Smith, who isn't really a professor, and who inserted 'von…

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Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

After several reports of weird 'side effects' being noted by doctors observing lucky first vaccinated patients, they decided to contact the producers, pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, to ask why ageing males have suddenly been fondling young female nurs…

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A 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…

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Shakespeare Finally Gets A Mobile

Residents of the town of Scratch Ankle, West Virginia are celebrating today, as one of their own decided to finally get a mobile phone, after many years of vowing never to. Ninety-two-year-old great grandfather Archie Shakespeare was proudly show…

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