'Knock Knees' operations put on ice because of corona in Cali!

(NOT EDITED) The global medical fraternity have warned people with dodgy knees and hips that they might have to wait until 2025 to get replacements! In Cali, many virile 50-plus-ers, especially males, are worried that 'doggy style' with the missu…

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Flat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!

(NOT EDITED) Global Loonies have formed a new protest for all global loonies to participate in, it's called, "Flat Friday Flatulence!" They have ordered all believers in the "Flat-Earth-Society-Conspiracy-Club' to join hands on Fridays and fart toge…

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Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…

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You might soon have to pay to use Google Meet

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Flu Vaccine Being Rolled Out Earlier

The best time to have the flu vaccine is in the autumn before flu starts spreading. This year, changes have been made to make sure it's safe for people to have the flu vaccine at GP surgeries and pharmacies. These changes include social distancing, h…

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Shock Findings Expose Obesity's Causes

Scientists in China have been studying the main causes of obesity. For the last seven years, the Wuhan Fat Observatory has been testing overweight people, and have just published their findings. The main factor appears to be caused by bacteria in…

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DVD Player Keeps 'Sticking' Halfway Through Films

There's nothing like settling back on the settee with the wife, a nice drink, and a packet of salt 'n' vinegar crisps, and watching a DVD, but one man has told how his enjoyment of these televisual feasts has been ruined recently, after his DVD playe…

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Paytm removed from Google playstore. Is your money safe?

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Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…

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Parody Website TheSpoof.com To Trial New App

It's true! The much-loved and misunderstood website, TheSpoof.com, has been chosen to host the ultra-new Social Media app in March 2021. The news has come about due the algorithm that destroyed Facebook.com five years ago, now being found to have…

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Large Hadron Collider: sex appeal

The CERN Large Hadron Collider has been acclaimed by the worldwide scientific community as a brave move forward for humanity. Now its appeal has broadened to include the sexiest people in tinsel town. Yes, Hollywood. Women such as Halle Berry and…

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Man's Data Isn't Backed Up

A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up. Quite what this mean…

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Constantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain

In his book, 'Overconnected', author Bill Davidow claims that, far from taking generations, and hundreds of years, for the human brain to adapt to changes in the world we live in, it can do so in a very short space of time, and, possibly, within our…

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Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…

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As people traverse over 1 billion kms with help from Google Maps in more than 220 countries, the company is using artificial intelligence (AI) machine learning (ML) models to predict whether the traffic along your route is heavy or light, an estimated travel time, and an estimated time of arrival.

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Scratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!

(UNEDITED) There are many reasons for people requiring to scratch their 'rear-ends' in public. Uncomfortable underpants, nylon knickers, tangas, fleas, and the most notable cause is; inappropriate use of bog paper. Bog paper, if not used properly,…

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