DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

from TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Science & Technology https://ift.tt/3fzssXx

Share:

Read More

The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles

PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. NARS Assistant Vice-Director Olympi…

from TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Science & Technology https://ift.tt/3wyazOw

Share:

Read More

Elon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…

from TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Science & Technology https://ift.tt/3ytnN0R

Share:

Read More

Rumors Confirmed: Hockey Fans are Inadvertently Time Traveling

Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…

from TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Science & Technology https://ift.tt/3yiVT7t

Share:

Read More

375 Pounds of Peruvian Rocket Debris To Land In Iowa

CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…

from TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Science & Technology https://ift.tt/3flu1qL

Share:

Read More