Drones Deployed To Administer Coronavirus Vaccine

In a move described as 'madness' by detractors, drones have been fitted with syringes in an attempt to ramp up the Covid-19 vaccine rollout across the UK. The government, under increasing pressure to meet its own target of 16 billion shots per hou…

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Extraterrestrials Land in Iowa and Quickly Leave

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – Corn Shuck’s Eye Spectator News, reports that corn farmer Moses Ripple was out rotating the crops, when he saw a weird object in the western sky. Ripple, who recently won $915 on an instant scratch-off ticket, sa…

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The U.S. Hurricane Center Issues a Major Announcement

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The United States Hurricane Center has decided to make a change to the traditional manner of naming hurricanes alphabetically using male and female names. USHC Executive Director Frances Honeybush, 29, has stated that in th…

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A Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell

FUKUOKA, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency is reporting that a mechanical scientist who works for Japan’s Sayonara Samurai Robot Corporation was involved in a freak accident. Wakatoshi Origami, 29, who has worked as a mechanical scienti…

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COVID-19 Vaccine Has Side-Effect Of Turning Patients Into Zombies

The rapid roll-out of the Coronavirus vaccine has continued these last few days, with millions of people anxious to protect themselves before it is too late, but analysts in London are saying there appears to be a worrying side-effect to the drug.

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Doctors prescribe watching Manchester United instead of sleeping tablets!! ZZZZZZZZZ!

(NOT EDITED) Sleeping tablets can be addictive, cause liver damage, and by overdoses, death! Doctors worried about the abuse of sleeping tablets usage have been studying other methods of getting people to sleep, and out of their insomniac misery.

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Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

BOCA CHICA, Texas – The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…

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Pint of best Bitter and a bag of Cheese & Onion crisps will stop environmental destruction!

(NOT EDITED) Cows, sheep, oxen, and other herds of animals have been blamed for farting too much! Mega-tons of methane gas are released into the atmosphere causing the planet to warm up, not polluted factories, airplanes, cars, trucks, and other huma…

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President Trump Is Now Blaming Space Aliens For His Loss

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that President Trump is now saying that the reason for his landslide loss to Joe Biden is due to space aliens. The sad, aging man who is turning into a zombie, before our very eyes, in…

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California Fears That The Golden Gate Bridge Could End Up in Nevada

CARPINTERIA, California – (Satire News) - There is lots of concern in California, as earthquake experts from Left Coast College are predicting that a big earthquake could be right around the corner. According to tests being run in Japan, they fee…

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