Sheep have more brains than humans claim Dutch scientists!

(NOT EDITED) In these quite desperate times, you know what I mean, a group of Dutch scientists decided to look at human intelligence compared to sheep's intelligence. They spent weeks and months studying sheep in the flatlands covering Holland. They…

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Germany forbids people calling autumn leaves 'yellow' because Asian people might be offended!

(NOT EDITED) The utilisation of colors describing 'things' has become so sensitive that even natural occurrences are g suffering. In Germany they are busy rewriting the dictionary deleting many things, which are described by their colors, and it is p…

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Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Environmental scientists have released a report stating that, due to climate change, Lake Michigan could be totally bone dry by 2028. The experts said that when that happens, the city of Chicago is going to find itself up…

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President Trump is Allocating $14.7 Billion To Send An Exploratory Team to The Newly Discovered Planet Covfefe

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump recently sat down with Dr. Amerigo Tennyson, who is the chief scientist at NASA. Dr. Tennyson is the man who discovered the planet Covfefe on April 20, 2020. The doctor has scientific degrees…

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Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…

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Apple could be launching the iPhone 12 today, here’s what’s expected

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App Shark: New Species Discovered

The App Shark is a new species that has been discovered in the Pacific Ocean. Scientists learned that it is tech-savvy and has a built-in Apple iPhone within its nose. When the App Shark swims, it generates electric energy that charges its built…

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Dutch pancakes voted flattest on the planet!

(NOT EDITED) Scientists with nothing better to do than find blackholes in the universe, very Nobel, have turned their attention to more earthly matters, not dark. In an attempt to find out which pancakes are the flattest, not the planet, they studied…

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'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!

(NOT EDITED) Although he changes his colors and opinions more time in a day than a chameleon, the UK PM still cannot compete with an Australian octopus nicknamed, Pussy! Tests carried out by a diver swimming among sharks, jelly fish, and other pre…

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